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Thursday, February 14, 2008,2:42:00 PM
YAHOOOO~!

Yahoo! Im really happy today! My tingxie got 100 marks again plus.. I got 93/100 for my chinese test! THE HIGHEST IN CLASS! YAHOOOOOOOOOOO~! :D So happy that now, I want to tell you all the jokes I know. DAMM FUNNY!! AND LAME!

1. What did Superman tell Robin before Robin gets into the car?
Ans: ROBIN, GET INTO THE CAR! (HAHAS!)
2. (Continuous joke) Why is Superman's outfit so tight?
Ans: Because he wear 'S' size! (Remember Superman's outfit on top got one 'S'??)
(Continue by Part 2) Why Spiderman's outfit also so tight?
Ans: Cos he accompanied Superman to buy clothes.
Continue by Part 3) Why Superwoman's outfit also so tight?
Ans: Cos buy two get one free mahs!
3. A man has three wifes. First wife named: Paperdoll. Second wife named: Barbie doll. Guess whats the third wife's name.
Ans: PANADOL! (PANA-DOLL)
4. (Continuous joke) An ant pass by a desert. Why is there a straight line instead of footsteps?
Ans: Cos it is riding a bicycle.
(Continue by Part 2) Why I haven't even open the refrigerator door, I knew there was an ant inside?
Ans: Cos the bicycle was parked outside.
5. Who is Confusions ( Kong Zi )?
Ans: Kong bu fen zi (Terrorists)

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